The ipod invented.... sorta!! :)
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The ipod invented.... sorta!! :)
Yes folks, you all know about the ipod......... or think you do..
Well.... let me tell you the true story...
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iN 1999, the first iPod was found, with tons of porn and no good music, deep in the jungles of East Australia.
This led researchers to believe an ancient civlizations had died for good cause.
The ipod was 30ft tall, made of 12carrot gold(the best) and,as thought to be said by the writing on walls in King Tut's tomb, the most highest god of these earthly people.
The iPod, a pathetic attempt at cloning the successful Zune media player, is a money-powered device produced and sold by Apple Inc. It plays anything by Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Bush, and the other Bush. It also has a porn download service built into it ($1,000 extra).
Before adoption by Apple Inc. the idea was presented to Microsoft's CEO Bill Gates who responded with "iPod?! What a crappy idea!" Bill is now sulking next to his Zune.
An instant hit, iPods slowly grew in popularity to '[ theiR posiTiOn iToday as iThe preferred iMobiLe musiCal iDeviCe of iChoiCe for iPeople with more iMoney than iSense. Eventually, you came along and suggested to Apple that they become less hiGh-and-miGhty about themselves; thus, iN an iMpossiBle partnershiP wiTh MiCrosoft, the youPod was created.
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Other eye ermm!! "I" or "i" products.....
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Yeh, I know... or.. iknow... i forgot to type... ibomber on the second pic..
didnt wanna offend the goverment..
ok ok, i just forgot, i admit it.. ok..
Well.... let me tell you the true story...
.
iN 1999, the first iPod was found, with tons of porn and no good music, deep in the jungles of East Australia.
This led researchers to believe an ancient civlizations had died for good cause.
The ipod was 30ft tall, made of 12carrot gold(the best) and,as thought to be said by the writing on walls in King Tut's tomb, the most highest god of these earthly people.
The iPod, a pathetic attempt at cloning the successful Zune media player, is a money-powered device produced and sold by Apple Inc. It plays anything by Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Bush, and the other Bush. It also has a porn download service built into it ($1,000 extra).
Before adoption by Apple Inc. the idea was presented to Microsoft's CEO Bill Gates who responded with "iPod?! What a crappy idea!" Bill is now sulking next to his Zune.
An instant hit, iPods slowly grew in popularity to '[ theiR posiTiOn iToday as iThe preferred iMobiLe musiCal iDeviCe of iChoiCe for iPeople with more iMoney than iSense. Eventually, you came along and suggested to Apple that they become less hiGh-and-miGhty about themselves; thus, iN an iMpossiBle partnershiP wiTh MiCrosoft, the youPod was created.
.
Other eye ermm!! "I" or "i" products.....
.
.
Yeh, I know... or.. iknow... i forgot to type... ibomber on the second pic..
didnt wanna offend the goverment..
ok ok, i just forgot, i admit it.. ok..
mikefx- Posts : 148
Join date : 2010-10-07
Location : Scotland UK.
Re: The ipod invented.... sorta!! :)
where did you get that info from?
that mite not be completely true because anybody can put anything on the internet.
that mite not be completely true because anybody can put anything on the internet.
elite1- Posts : 111
Join date : 2010-08-18
Re: The ipod invented.... sorta!! :)
Elite, all that suff isnt supposed to be taken seriously, its really all just a load of rubbish put together by a lunatic who has escaped from the Asylum..
*mike gets dragged kickin an screamin back into the Asylum.*
*mike gets dragged kickin an screamin back into the Asylum.*
mikefx- Posts : 148
Join date : 2010-10-07
Location : Scotland UK.
Re: The ipod invented.... sorta!! :)
Lol always thought my iPod smelt funny... Is that my dog? I haven't given the poor thing a bath in ages.
Ikari- Posts : 141
Join date : 2010-08-21
Re: The ipod invented.... sorta!! :)
ha ha.. dog + bath = water all over the place..
mikefx- Posts : 148
Join date : 2010-10-07
Location : Scotland UK.
Re: The ipod invented.... sorta!! :)
hahaha lol
that might not be true but at this stage im gonna beleive it because it sounds true
and that was a lot of info man
that might not be true but at this stage im gonna beleive it because it sounds true
and that was a lot of info man
spartan lord- Posts : 70
Join date : 2010-08-20
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